November 2011
3 posts
ASK ME QUESTIONS!!!! please...
Nov 18th
Oops.
Forgot about this! D=
Nov 18th
Anonymous asked: You are terribly funny and clever. My daughter is an American going to University in the UK and the government is changing all the visa laws and will be kicking her out once she graduates. Will you marry her so that she may stay in the EU? Seeing as how our only real requirement for marriage (or any relationship in general) is a good sense of humor, you are more than qualified for the job. Thanks...
Nov 18th
October 2011
2 posts
HAHA
Can you hear me?? NO its too dark!
Oct 12th
FML!!!
Oct 7th
September 2011
1 post
Cut my life in to pizzas! This is my plastic fork! =O I like 1 2 3 4 5 different flavours of… ICE CREAM!! and i was told yesterday that i was shot but built like a Wardrobe!
Sep 4th
August 2011
27 posts
RAWR!
If I had the wings of an eagle, and I had the ass of a crow, I’d fly over England Tomorrow and shit on those Bastards below!! Me on a drunken rant. I actually Like English people! haha
Aug 26th
1 note
HEY EVERYBODY!!
If you are following me then you SHOULD DEFINITELY BE FOLLOWING rainbowunicornfairyprincess AND onenoteawayfrombeingasong!!  They are AWESOME PEOPLE!!!!
Aug 25th
???
If a dinosaur eats a teapot how many sharks would it take to read a book??
Aug 23rd
munumiscalculations asked: awesome blog!
Aug 21st
tumblrtribune asked: How are you so funny?
Aug 21st
!!!
I have a chest infection… So i is coughing…. BAD FORM!! XP
Aug 16th
Hello!
Attention tumbledians! If you are following me and like what I’m posting then you should almost definitely be following onenoteawayfombeingasong… Just sayin like.
Aug 12th
2 notes
5 tags
Aug 12th
“Whats up doc’ =D”
Aug 7th
Aug 7th
“Live without pretending, Love without depending, Listen without defending, Speak...”
Aug 7th
“In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of...”
– M.L.K
Aug 7th
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“When one person suffers from a delusion it is called insanity; when many people...”
Aug 7th
3 notes
“Don’t ever argue with a fool, he will drag you down to his level and beat...”
– Me and others
Aug 7th
“If you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree then it will go on believing...”
Aug 7th
10 tags
Aug 7th
“Forgive your enemies but NEVER forget their Names.”
Aug 6th
MEEEE!!
I was chatting to somebody today who to TOLD me I would not like them because they had a dark past. I said to him I will make up my own mind about you not based on what you have done in the past, but rather on what you are willing to do in the future. So to anybody who may ever talk to me in the future. I will not judge you, not on appearance and DEFINITELY not on what you have done in the past, I...
Aug 6th
Puppy love!
I was at my cousins today and his 2 dogs had puppies!! they are yorkshire terriers and the pups are only 3 weeks old!!!! I can hold 2 of them in the palm of my hand!!! Its sooooo cute!! and you know you are obsessed with comedy when the first thing you say out loud is how far do you think I could throw this!!! hahaha (it was a joke!)
Aug 6th
=D
In an abnormally good mood!!! I quite literally have sunshine, On a cloudy daaaaay!!! I also love the jackson 5, and michael jackson!! Just thought i would let yall know! And because i know caitriona stalks my blogs - yes I have finished my set for the show! And HUGE shout out to Yvonne! I asked her to get me a person and she did better and got me a BAND!! =D =D
Aug 5th
“Rome Was Not Built In A Day, And If It Was Then Fair Fucking Play!!!”
– Me
Aug 3rd
GIG!!
After much thought I put together my lineup for the gig. I was happy with it and then my headline act pulled out… yay. Then I had a(nother) Fantastic idea! CAITRIONA CAN HEADLINE so i did some more thinking and found an new lineup… but now I need 1 new act. But I have Manager of the year Yvonne (oven) on the case i also have sent out a few of my talent scouts (minions) to find an act....
Aug 3rd
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
Aug 2nd
227,595 notes
“Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special...”
– Me hahahahahaha
Aug 2nd
“Growing Old and Growing Up are lifetimes apart.”
– ME
Aug 2nd
A message for my friends!!
If help was a raindrop I would send you a shower  If hope was a minute I would send you an hour If happiness was a leaf I would send you a tree If you need a friend you will always have me!
Aug 2nd
“Trying to mend an already broken heart is like trying to save somebody who has...”
– Possibly me, unknown
Aug 1st
Call of Duty!
Double xp and Nuketown 24/7…. YEAH BOYYYYY!!!!! 
Aug 1st
July 2011
88 posts
Anonymous asked: hi
Jul 31st
Cork gigs.
I am organizing a second gig in cork city!! Stay tuned tor details tumbledians!
Jul 31st
3 tags
“Fly me to the moon I want to play Among the stars!”
– Frank Sinatra
Jul 31st
onenoteawayfrombeingasong asked: Would you rather have super long hair like repunzel.
Or no hair at all.. ever.
Jul 30th
onenoteawayfrombeingasong asked: which would you rather be able to do.
Go invisible whenever you want?
Or fly?
Jul 30th
Will I?
Will I shave??
Jul 30th
7 tags
Jul 29th
10 tags
Jul 29th
15,687 notes
9 tags
Tumledians
Hello!!! just have a few funnys i would like to share!!  I just saw a guy who was drunk at 1 o’ clock in the day fall on to a skateboard and travel half way down a hill… BRILLIANT!  He then got up and started to look at himself in the wing mirror on my car… he lost balance and smashed his face into the mirror and broke it off the car.. Not so funny!
Jul 29th
HAHA
I was diagnosed with colour blindness… it was kind of out of the purple.. haha
Jul 29th
Twit Twoo
I met somebody today for the first time and i think i like her… twit twooo!! haha
Jul 29th
11 tags
Jul 28th
onenoteawayfrombeingasong asked: hmm , just wondering how it feels currently having less followers than me?

*smiles innocently*
Jul 28th
9 tags
Competition time tumbledians!!
I am in a competition to see who can reach 100 followers first and winner gets 500 euro!!! If you follow me i will promise more photos like the reese witherspoon 1! oplease please please!! and tell your friends!! =D
Jul 28th
7 tags
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The awkward moment when i’m Drunk and your still ugly! =O
Jul 28th
6 tags
“If you spend your time walking in circles, Life will soon pass you by. Live....”
– Me
Jul 28th