lookdownatthestars asked: If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, why won't my pancakes stick to the ceiling?
Well elizabeth, The answer is simple.. you need to put 3 apples on your face and an icecube in your bellybutton… or just use more flower in your dough…. or use sellotape. =D
Anonymous asked: where are you from? I am from Puerto Rico
IRELAND!!
Forgot about this! D=
Anonymous asked: You are terribly funny and clever. My daughter is an American going to University in the UK and the government is changing all the visa laws and will be kicking her out once she graduates. Will you marry her so that she may stay in the EU? Seeing as how our only real requirement for marriage (or any relationship in general) is a good sense of humor, you are more than qualified for the job. Thanks so much! - Your new mum-in-law xx
I am not ready for such a commitment! D=
Can you hear me?? NO its too dark!
Cut my life in to pizzas! This is my plastic fork! =O I like 1 2 3 4 5 different flavours of… ICE CREAM!! and i was told yesterday that i was shot but built like a Wardrobe!
If I had the wings of an eagle, and I had the ass of a crow, I’d fly over England Tomorrow and shit on those Bastards below!! Me on a drunken rant. I actually Like English people! haha
If you are following me then you SHOULD DEFINITELY BE FOLLOWING rainbowunicornfairyprincess AND onenoteawayfrombeingasong!!
They are AWESOME PEOPLE!!!!
If a dinosaur eats a teapot how many sharks would it take to read a book??
munumiscalculations asked: awesome blog!
Thank you!! =D =D
tumblrtribune asked: How are you so funny?
Well if this is sarcasm then …
But if its not then this shit just pops in to my head! I think im like retarded or something! =D
(sorry about not being able to tell if its sarcasm but i am going to presume its not :L:L)
I have a chest infection… So i is coughing…. BAD FORM!! XP
Attention tumbledians! If you are following me and like what I’m posting then you should almost definitely be following onenoteawayfombeingasong… Just sayin like.
